Chances are you’ll never see a “Conch Honk” on “American Idol.” Unlike most talent contests, this unusual competition doesn’t require a stringed instrument, a percussion instrument, or anything of the kind.
Nonetheless, Key West’s Annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest always draws dozens of hopeful “Honkers” to our shores for a blow-out competition unlike anything on the mainland.
This quirky contest isn’t about musical prowess. It’s about the quality, duration, loudness, and novelty of the sounds produced by the contenders.
While most contestants only manage to squeak out tuneless hoots or half-hearted squawks, a few talented blowhards honk out lengthy blasts and even song fragments. One former champion earned top honors for playing excerpts from the1958 hit song, “Tequila.” Now in its 63rd year, the “Conch Honk” pays homage to the Keys’ historical roots and is sponsored by the Old Island Restoration Foundation, a local nonprofit dedicated to preserving the architectural and the cultural heritage of Key West.
This year’s 2026 Edition kicks off on Saturday, March 7, at 10:30 am in the garden of the Oldest House Museum, 322 Duval Street. Registered participation and admission are both free. Info: 305-294-9501; oirf.org.
BTW: If you want to compete in this year’s “Conch Honk” but don’t have an “instrument,” you can purchase your own Conch Shell right on-site.
